Books
The Taco King of Cleveland
Literary Fiction; Near-Future SciFi; Surreal Comedy; Cosmic Horror 72,754 words
A midwestern taco chef stumbles into a plan by the world's richest man to fulfill an omnidimensional ultra-holocaust.
The Crying of Lot 49; Dr. Strangelove; Infinite Jest Unpublished
New Oslo
Literary Fiction; Cosmic Horror; Coming of Age; Millennial Nostalgia 105,296 words
A seventeen-year-old pot dealer searches for his long-lost little brother, who disappeared a year prior under his own negligence.
It; Turtles All The Way Down; Less Than Zero Unpublished
Different Strokes
Literary Fiction; Comedy; Residential/Commercial Painting Horror 79,499 words
Bloomington-Normal's premier residential/commercial painter is ran out of town by an eccentric pseudo-Englishman.
Shaun of the Dead; King of the Hill; 1984 (Halen, not Orwell) Unpublished
The Porcupine
Literary Fiction; Coming of Age; Murder Mystery 105,094 words
High-school journalist Gracey Handler investigates the brutal murder of a teacher.
The Long Goodnight; Mean Girls; Psychology and Alchemy Unpublished